i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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