He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
is wine microwaveable?
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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