So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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