Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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