Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
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Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
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Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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