We're facebook friends in real life
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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