You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
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on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
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Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.