the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
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