let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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