You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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