I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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