i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
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a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
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Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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