Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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