evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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