I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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