So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
tell me about the fingering
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