I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
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he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
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I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
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