She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i just sent this text using only my big toe
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
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I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
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I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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