i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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