Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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