lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
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Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
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A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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