Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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