when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
should my penis look like a turkey
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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