Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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