I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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