my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
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Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
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By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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