Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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