we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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