People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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