butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
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Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
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My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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