i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
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I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
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I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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