he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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