wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
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I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
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I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
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It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
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