is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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