How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
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