Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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