Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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