the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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