Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
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So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
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Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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