Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
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