I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
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I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
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she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
the raccoons are back...
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