Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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