you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I'm really busy with my period
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