Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
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Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
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I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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