wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
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She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
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she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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