So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
i believe in u and ur pee
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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