She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
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The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
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I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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