bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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