So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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