..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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