sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Randomize
