yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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