I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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