I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
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I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
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He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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