evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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